A short retelling of a fairytale, my way.
No one knows, but I on purpose.
Something I noticed on my way to work recently.
A monologue in nothing but gifs.
Why you shouldn't on a Thursday.
The worst accident I have been in.
I stood , staring , and when I peered , to me.
Some things I've learned about kitchens:
was smaller than I expected.
How do you define 'family'?
“It’s okay. If something goes wrong, we can always use the spaceship.”
“Either the well was very deep, or she fell very slowly...”
A few things would say about :
There is no turning back once I .
Plot twist: The hero discovers a hole in the fence.
How to fight using only :
The first happened in the middle of .
The moon reminded me of that day - what a day for . In my , my reflected in .
There seemed to be no use in , so , half hoping .
Write this story: Of course, we found the creepiest park that ever existed and decided it was a great place to explore. I needed to find new friends.
was bigger than I expected.
Why is there a dragon in your refrigerator?
The beginning of the apocalypse started when a and . I was so that I .
The real reason why dinosaurs became extinct.
Having a hard time choosing between and .
Something I learned at work recently.
A dialogue in nothing but gifs.
5 things you didn't know about me:
The best excuse in the world.
The secret menu at my favorite eatery.
With from a , the saved the day.
Some things I know about sunshine:
The simplest way to turn lemons into lemonade:
Getting with the program.
Who are you closest to in your family?
Another headstone disappeared out of the cemetery today.
That sat on top of and looked like it .
The story behind my name.
Most likely reason for me landing in jail: