July 24, 2018 at 3:21PM
Hi honey, it's your mom... I'm not sure why I keep telling you that, like after thirty-five years you don't recognize my voice. -- Oh shut up, Alex, she knows you're here, too. Because she can hear you, that's why, dummy! Sorry, sweetie, your father is a giant toddler, and wants me to tell you he says hi, and he's working on a new project car. He's had a lot of time on his hands since he retired... -- For the love of Christ, Alex, I will lock you in the closet if you don't stop talking in my ear while I'm trying to leave this message! Well goddamnit, I lost my train of thought. Your father looks awful proud of himself now. Anyway. Come visit soon, we miss you. Save me.