whitney  professional ne'er do well.
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October 31, 2017

That's goddamn right, I'm sitting on my couch, dressed as Beetlejuice, eating cheesecake and watching cheesy Halloween movies. I don't even care.

October 30, 2017

Happy birthday to the wonderful, weird, beautiful woman, who came careening into my life one day and just made herself at home. I am so happy to call you family, @poprox. I'd write something mushier here, but... not in public. Jack'll get jealous.

October 28, 2017

It's Halloween time at @inanothercastle, and I may or may not be ready for whatever the fuck is going to happen tonight.

October 28, 2017

I finally tried this monstrosity and it was the single most foul thing I have ever put in my mouth... (Go ahead, pervs, I left you a wide opening. #oopsididitagain)

October 22, 2017

Don't judge me, but I may or may not have had to go out and buy new shelves for all my crap because I was starting to run out of room.

October 21, 2017

Saturday afternoon finds and feels. #fightingevilbymoonlight

October 20 , 2017

Hello, world.

October 18, 2017

Update: I made it through one page of Ways to Disappear before having a huge ADHD moment and deciding to try working through the giant pile of new games I've been collecting since I decided to go back to grad school. So far, I've taken a nap and made cocoa. #winning

October 18, 2017

I decided to finally take a break from school bullshit and treated myself to lunch a giant stack of books I might never actually make it through at this rate...

October 17, 2017

Oh hi, Instagram. I sorta forgot about you for a minute, because my life has been a wash of thesis work and booze.

October 2, 2017

🎮☕💀 🎵These are a few of my favourite things...

October 1, 2017

It's officially Halloween, which means celebrating by getting a totally impractical manicure that I will destroy in a week's time. #worthit