May 4, 2018

I've been waiting for this moment for so long. Just me, @alohanora, and this burrito: my one true love. I don't want to go, I'm not ready.

May 4, 2018

Don't worry, Master Yoda, it's just deep cover within the Galactic Empire. #DoubleAgent #MayThe4theBeWithYou #WeStillMissYouSpaceMom

May 4, 2018

Goddamn right, I did. And you know what? It was worth it.

May 4, 2018

So, I just typed out this whole long motivational thing about putting the past behind me, and trying to be better, blah blah... but it turned out to just be rambly nonsense. So I deleted it. You're welcome.

May 3, 2018

Just keeping with the rainbows. 🌈🦄 (This is the prettiest fucking latte I've ever seen and it tastes like cake and I think I might be in love with it. That is all.)

May 3, 2016

Okay, the Castro District is pretty much the best place in the world, and the Twin Peaks Tavern is a piece of history, the first LGBT bar in San Francisco where customers could be seen inside, which is pretty awesome... but I still saw it and immediately thought of David Lynch.

May 3, 2016

You bet my ass I do.

May 3, 2018

They weren't kidding when they called this place Chocolate Heaven. I think I'd like to live here. #Pier39

May 2, 2018

Going to scare unsuspecting tourists. #cousinlybond

May 2, 2018

Are you there, Danny Tanner? It's me, Whitney.

May 2, 2018

A little light touristing with @jackattack before we head off to Alcatraz.

May 2, 2018

Just hanging out on the most popular street corner in counter culture. ✌️