May 1, 2017

I feel like garbage, but at least I finally picked this up. If anyone needs me, I'll be hibernating until further notice.

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May 1, 2017

It's been like a week and I finally unpacked some... I mean, there's still a lot of other shit in boxes, but, eh.

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April 30, 2017

That's only a third of the donuts I bought, and I'm only a little ashamed of how many I ate by myself... #getinmybelly

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April 30, 2017

Someone finally came out of hiding... then promptly made a mess and hasn't been seen since then. #acathasnoname

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April 29, 2017

When your best friend meets you for drinks at almost one in the morning and you con dessert out of the bar staff. #winning #shessocute @danigirl

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April 28, 2017

I get a lot of shit done when I have nothing going on with my life... #fuckpoliteness #ssdgm @myfavoritemurder

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April 23, 2017

I should probably be packing...

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April 22, 2017

Hi, my name is Whitney, and I'm a black hole. #getinmybelly

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April 20, 2017

Throwback to that one time in Vegas and @poprox doing yoga on my back... It's best not to ask questions.

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April 19, 2017

My parents are adorable and sent me an Easter basket... that got here three days after Easter.

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April 19, 2017

The best part of waking up is vengence in your cup! 👍

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April 15, 2017

Just gettin' my bots ready for a nice night in with the new MST3K.

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