whitney  professional ne'er do well.
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January 3, 2018

When you need to center your chi, but fight the Galactic Emprie at 6.

January 2, 2018

Have yourself a basic little New Year.

January 1, 2018

I woke up like this. No, really, I fell asleep in that dress, and woke up still a little drunk from that M&R thing last night. Thanks for the memories, Boston. Stay rad. Now it's time for musicals and breakfast tacos. ✌

December 27, 2017

List of potential band names or old as fuck character sheet? The world may never know.

December 25, 2017

Even Lord Vader got a Porg for Christmas. He's named him Palpatine and together, they're going to bring the Resistance to it's knees. #dreamteam

December 21, 2017

Merry Nerdmas! I couldn't sleep, so I stayed up all night making Wookiee cookies. You're welcome. #ineedalife #someonesendhelp

December 18, 2017

In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!

December 17, 2017

Approximately twelve seconds after this picture was taken, my cat knocked over the tree and got tangled in the lights.

December 17, 2017

Another one bites the dust... Anybody want cross stitch projects for Christmas, because I have way too much time on my hands right now...

December 15, 2017

Just turned my rough thesis in for review. Almost there. #gradschoolwillkillme

December 14, 2017

Aww, I love you too, bathroom.

December 11, 2017

When your parents send you a present to distract you from your Christmas presents because they know you won't wait to open them.