August 10, 2017

Okay, it only took me five hours, but I think I might actually have remembered to pack everything for this trip. God help me.

August 10, 2017

Guys. Don't panic. The Halloween stuff is out at HomeGoods. #bestillmyheart

April 9, 2017

🎮👾💕

August 8, 2017

Sometimes you commune with nature, and sometimes you just act like an asshole.

August 7, 2017

Another one bites the dust.

August 7, 2017

This is everything I never knew I needed. I don't even care that it's hot as balls.

August 6, 2017

🎶 Thank you for being a friend.

August 6, 2017

Hey ladies, he's single.

August 5, 2017

At least the ants aren't in my pants?

August 3, 2017

Hi! My name is Whitney and I have a lot of stuff... #zeroimpulsecontrol

August 1, 2017

Last night I conquered Ikea, today I conquered the Pemigewasset Wilderness... Hopefully I'll be able to make it through a five year old's birthday party in one piece tomorrow. 😭

August 1, 2017

Throwback to that one look from Comic Con that took for-fucking-ever. #fightingevilbymoonlight #imisscomiccon